“A $200 increase overnight? WTF?! Velocity is tanking and we have 19 renewals on deck.”

“Oh, I see. Everyone’s prices jumped by 6% this week; lock-step. Heh, Legal is going to love that.”

“19 renewals. And no reliable forecasting, no acquisition costs factored in. So much for 'optimization…' ”

“We spent three months on a strategy. But this thing just chases the market like a dog after a squirrel.”

“Why do we pay for this twitchy algorithm built on scraped garbage if we're going to override most of the recs anyway?”